Sleeping Habits

I don't know about all of you out there but I love to scratch my butt when I fall asleep. I've even told my parents to take a picture of me doing it so I can show you all how it's done.

Step 1-Tell your parents you don't want butt rash medicine before bed.

Step 2-Throw an absolute fit when you find your mother sneaking on the butt rash medicine when your dad is distracting you with good 'ol fashin' "tickle monster's".

Step 3-Wipe it all off when you catch your mother putting it on. The key here is to make it so difficult for your mother to put on the medicine again she stops and curses under her breath at you.

Step 4-Have your parents tuck you in like everything is okay with the world.

Step 5-Once your parents leave you can start the "good hurt" butt scratching until your ass is raw. You know the kind of itch that feels great when you are scratching it but also the kind that stings really bad when you stop. Once you have accomplished that sensation you are now complete.

Go on Grasshopper, go on!